Haiti: a tragedy. Jozy Altidore, whose family hails from there, pleads for help.
Conan (the one with the brass balls) v. Leno (with the big chin and small brains) -- I vote for Triumph The Insult Comic Dog.
Fred gone and Perkins back -- two thumbs up! A solid keeper can singlehandedly change a game and raise the team's overall level of play. Look at how the opposite happened with Zack "Bambi" Wells between the pipes. Fred, on the other hand, although he charmed us with his smile, couldn't play defense without fouling, help the team keep possession, or shoot. So this deal is a two-thumber . . . or will be, once we see how the other pieces fall into place (the lineup has holes, but there's some cap space to play with now).
New unis -- er, whatever
So much excitement over red piping and a weird collar. I mean, who cares except the people in suits trying to fleece more money from the fans?